May 2013
95 posts
theangelgabrieldidmyhair:
The Yahoo people actually coming to look at the site they want to buy
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undercover-witch:
microcroft:
urban legends (◠‿◠✿)
scary stories (◕ω◕✿)
creepy things (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ✧
paranormal and supernatural things ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* \(◕ヮ◕✿)/ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧
hearing a noise in the middle of the night *: ･ﾟ✧ヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ
peetasboxers:
peetasboxers:
A COP JUST CAME TO MY HOUSE AND TOLD US WE NEEDED TO EVACUATE AND MY DAD WAS LIKE NO SO THE COP WAS JUST LIKE WHATEVER AND WALKED BACK TO HIS POLICE CAR AND AS WE WAS WALKING AWAY MY DAD WHISPERED “YOLO”
DAD I DONT THINK YOU UNDERSTAND THIS IS A HURRICANE WE CANT JUST SURVIVE WITH “OUR MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF SWAG”
rainbowbearattack:
it’s called call of duty ghosts because the franchise is fucking dead
ghost-like:
the design notes for the zero suit in metroid zero mission:
(source: metroid database)
the zero suit in metroid other m:
do u see what im saying here
justrice:
lotticauda:
Japan’s military painted Homura on one of their choppers omg
omg
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My Doctor Who moment
bookwormstache:
So today I was sitting in English class and i swear to god I heard the tardis
the tardis
I got up and asked to go to the bathroom and tried to follow the sound
I followed it to the class two doors down did not knock and walked in
They were watching Doctor who and one guy at the back yelled
“See Miss! I told you if you didn’t lower it down it would summon the nerds”
fictitiousfake:
J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19 in a pub in the west country and this terrifying looking guy came in with these other biker guys and the only thing he talked to J.K about was how his cabbages were getting on
“The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. “Where shall I begin, please your...”
– Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland (via fawley10)
ispeakineloquently:
fudgeflies:
i wonder what’s happening right now over at hogwarts
probably education since harry doesn’t go there anymore
“Okay, guy, so why do you feel like you want/need/deserve to settle down with a...”
– Female ‘Purity’ Is Bullshit (via daniellemertina)
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Why Do We Write About Revolutions?
inksplattersandearlyhours:
There has definitely been a recent bump in revolutions depicted in the media. Basically every young adult novel right now is about a girl, usually a very serious one, who helps a revolution while juggling her love triangle. I’m not judging: it’s a plot that works and I’m enjoying some of these (for example, the Delirium series by Lauren Oliver). Most of this is...
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captainnaamerica:
faggoat:
the thing that really worked about harry, hermione, and ron was that they were all the uncomfortable third friend
bless j. k. rowling
drawsomething:
sometimes I stop and take a minute and think about how badly i want to get my tattoo done by Amanda Wachob
and then go on with my day.
someday. Someday, Ms Wachob, you are going to put some glorious paint splatters on my arms.
merricats:
oldmanhoho:
you know you’ve made a good pun when everyone’s immediate response upon hearing it is “shut the fuck up”
#the highest compliment any pun can receive
jebiwonkenobi:
When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
